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First attempt at homemade pizza rolls. Yum! (Taken with picplz.)

It’s The Hanger Centipede! (Taken with picplz.)

If you disagree, you’re part of what’s wrong with this country. (Taken with picplz.)

Like father, like daughter. (Taken with picplz.)

I feel like Mitch Hedberg when I wear these glasses. If only I were half as funny. (Taken with picplz.)

MK fun time! NO SUB ZERO THAT IS NOT RAIDEN’S HEAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! (Taken with picplz.)

This was attached to the packaging for Ivy’s baby doll. What. The. FUCK?! (Taken with picplz.)

I think Eyepet is Ivy’s favorite PS3 game. (Taken with picplz.)

Merry Christmas! (Taken with picplz.)

These finger pricks scare me more and more each day. How much lower can I get? (Taken with picplz.)