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Good call, babydoll! (via moviegoodsposters)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:32:41 -0500

Good call, babydoll! (via moviegoodsposters)

Weekend B-Movie Pick: ThanksKilling

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:07:24 -0500

Instead of wasting time explaining my recent hiatus from doing B-Movie reviews due to my work schedule, personal issues, etc., let’s jump right into this.

I found this little gem on Netflix a couple of nights ago, while bored and flipping through the “Recently Added” movie section looking for something to watch. My only complaint is that I didn’t find this before Thanksgiving, as those of you who follow my Twitter know that I was looking for a good Thanksgiving horror movie, and was unable to think of one.

Luckily, ThanksKilling helps to fill that niche for Thanksgiving slasher flicks that’s painfully empty. Right from the start of this movie, you get an immediate feel for the silly, gory, delightfully vulgar mood the creators were aiming for as we watch a topless pilgrim running through the woods, with the camera constantly switching from her scared face to her bouncing boobs. She trips and falls, and we’re treated to the first appearance of the killer turkey who will be stalking his victims throughout the movie, as he yells, “NICE TITS, BITCH!”, and proceeds to hack her up with an axe. Why is a turkey from 500 years ago speaking with a Jersey accent? How is he able to pick up and swing an axe? Who knows? Who cares? It’s funny. That’s the only important thing about movies like this.

The movie starts of like just about every other B-slasher flick, introducing us to our cannon fodder college students: the nerd, the slut, the quarterback, the fat redneck, and the “good girl”. While on their way to their respective homes for Thanksgiving vacation, their car breaks down, and they decide to camp out in the woods, as stupid horror movie stereotypes are known to do. As in every other predictable B-horror film, the nerd character starts telling stories of an old legend around the campfire, and gets brushed off before one of the characters goes off on their own to discover that the legend is true. From here on out, we’re treated to more foul-mouthed turkey kills and goofy humor. It’s predictable, but at the same time, it’s a lot of fun to watch, because the movie doesn’t take itself too seriously. There’s plenty of self-referential humor, sight gags, and cheesy gore effects to enjoy here.

For those of you who are reading my B-movie reviews for the first time, every movie I review is available for instant streaming on Netflix, and this one is no exception. You can watch it on your PC, Mac, Xbox 360, PS3, TiVo, or Netflix-enabled Blu-ray player or TV. Just visit the “Watch Now” link below to add it to your instant queue, or play it immediately from your PC or Mac.

Watch “ThanksKilling” Now!

Ahh, 4Chan. Sometimes I love you.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:52:20 -0500

Ahh, 4Chan. Sometimes I love you.

My brother's thoughts on Modern Warfare 2

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:07:44 -0500

(2:05:25 PM) Kevin: I must hate myself.... Fuck veteran mode
(2:05:53 PM) Kevin: Veteran mode isn't a shooter, its a memory game

Demonic Toys 2: Personal Demons trailer. I really enjoyed the...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:42:18 -0500

Demonic Toys 2: Personal Demons trailer.

I really enjoyed the original Demonic Toys, just for the cheesy stupidity of it, and it looks like this one might be more of the same.

I think it’s time to put mom in a home

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:13:37 -0500

I think it’s time to put mom in a home

Bwahahaha... (via @akesterson)

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:28:32 -0500

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

To celebrate the release of Excitebike World Rally, I had to...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:20:17 -0500

To celebrate the release of Excitebike World Rally, I had to post the “Overheat” video.

(via @scrubclub)

Infinity Ward Q&A Flowchart via static.arstechnica.com

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:02:14 -0500

Infinity Ward Q&A Flowchart via static.arstechnica.com

Super Street Fighter IV: Return of the Bonus Round! Via Seth...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:48:48 -0500

Super Street Fighter IV: Return of the Bonus Round!

Via Seth Killian’s Capcom-Unity blog.

If this is true, I might shop at Old Navy for the first...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:35:14 -0500

If this is true, I might shop at Old Navy for the first time.

Via @Agent_M:

Black Friday deal alert: Free Lego Rock Band at…Old Navy?! Via blackfriday.info.

Via @ThereIFixedIt: Hold On To That Lid For Dear Life, Man!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:40:22 -0500

Via @ThereIFixedIt: Hold On To That Lid For Dear Life, Man!

Holiday Lighting Win « FAIL Blog: Epic Fail Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:58:10 -0500

Holiday Lighting Win « FAIL Blog: Epic Fail Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments

Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh (via genkouhande)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:40:48 -0500

Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh (via genkouhande)

Monster Madness, Day #26. Child’s Play (1988) | Cinemassacre...

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:59:36 -0400

Monster Madness, Day #26. Child’s Play (1988) | Cinemassacre Productions

As a huge fan of Chucky, it’s great seeing someone like James Rolfe (AKA The Angry Video Game Nerd) pay homage to an 80s horror classic such as this.

Maybe I'm being a bit too honest with my boss...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:35:05 -0400

(2:30:59 PM) Kent: how is your stuff coming?
(2:31:33 PM) Ryan: Approaching the one-hour mark of watching ediXML run.
(2:31:42 PM) Ryan: Maybe longer, I don't know. I haven't been staring at the clock that much.
(2:32:19 PM) Ryan: Makes me wish the ceiling and floor could tell time. I'd have stared at them long enough to know exactly.
(2:34:04 PM) Kent: ok...if it has been running for an hour then we need to just fix it...the job starts every hour

Ad Placement Fail

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:36:39 -0400

Ad Placement Fail

I don’t even know what to say about this. Marge...

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:25:08 -0400

I don’t even know what to say about this. Marge Simpson’s Playboy spread…

via @foomandoonian:

jonnyathan:

You can never unsee this.

The Simpsons has already jumped the shark but this is The Simpsons torching itself, nuking the fridge over a canyon rammed with sharks

ohnotheydidnt: Marge Simpson in Playboy

Would be forgiveable if the Simpsons wasn’t so mediocre these days.

LOL MOAR LIEK DUCT TAPE WIN AMIRITE?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:14:16 -0400

LOL MOAR LIEK DUCT TAPE WIN AMIRITE?

Cellphone Failures in Horror Movies (via 2whoacom)

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:09:55 -0400

Cellphone Failures in Horror Movies (via 2whoacom)